Holy Cauliflower

Sapno ki Rani to aapne suna hoga. But Sapno ki Baai???

Well, living here, sapno ki Raani is a far fetched fantasy. In fact fantasy would be an under statement. So we settled to Sapno ki Baai. Before my pervert audience starts thinking anything nasty, I would like to clearly state that we have hired her as a cook. At least me and Nanne.... not too sure about the Polar Bear.

You remember Obama and Hillary??? She is there to fire the Obama chulha. This Sunday when we tasted the first Chapati cooked at Sapno ka Kitchen, nanne started dancing in his boxers. It was the maturity of yours truly that he stopped nanne from going to the streets dancing.

The first Sabji cooked was Cauliflower and green peas. This cauliflower is very special to all ASK residents (except for Polar Bear). The cauliflower will be called the "Holy Cauli" aka The Holy Cauliflower.

"Holy Cauli" = "Holy Cauliflower" - (Stem and leaves)

"Holy Cauli" is the Joan of Arc for the ASK. Rest all vegetables are mere followers. The battlefield is all set. Daily naye naye pakwaan banenge. With the SKB (Sapno ki Bai), this cooking rebellion ignited by the spark of "Holy Cauli", shall turn into a full fledged cooking revolution.

The guests are requested to inform us a day before, so that the cooking arrangements can be done. Please send email to trastbechara@gmail.com

Logistics shall be arranged by Polar Bear, while nanne as usual shall come late from office.

The entry pass is the same :O :O :O

One bottle of Scotch Whisky.

ASK turns No Smoking!!!!

The ASK residents have now decided not to smoke in the house. The rule has been passed with effect from July - 3 - 2010.

All this started when.......

One of the ASK members walked out of the house smoking. The clouds of smoke, reached PVR's inflated nostrils and Ninja Chacha claimed heart attack. Sadly, both of them are still alive.

Yesterday when truly was leaving for office:

PVR: PODA PODA don't smoke PODA PODA don't smoke.

Ninja: Sir, smoke on the road not in the house. We are not addicted to the smell.

Trast: U will get used to it

PVR: PODA PODA.... "I dont like this!!!!".

This was the first time PVR had said something other than PODA.

This conversation brought dark clouds of sadness up on ASK residents. The clouds of smoke are gone. ASK was declared a smoke free zone.

The ASK residents have realized what is the importance of a smoke free, clean and healthy life. The cigarette butts have been kicked out of the window. The ashtrays turned back into katoris and glasses.

Peace restored in Navin's Viswajit apartment. This is the first defeat of ASK residents, but a defeat that brings happiness and joy to their lungs.

The Chennai Polar Bear!!!!

Aashiyaan Sapno Ka

Brings to u

The Chennai Polar bear

The eldest resident of ASK.

Weekly Schedule of a polar bear:

Monday – Sleep

Tuesday – Sleep

Wednesday – Sleep

Thursday – Sleep

Friday – Sleep

Saturday – Sleep

Sunday – Sleep

Location: His BED!!!!

Special Characteristics:

Rarely found walking.

Sleeps in subzero temp only

& full fan on!!! WTF!!!!

ASK residents have rarely seen him walking or in erect position. Today he was seen standing. Pics post to follow.

Hobbies: Sleeping, AC

Attack: He will sleep you to death.

Battle of the Home Theatre!!! ASK vs Ghar-Ke-Malik

18th June 2010 will be engraved in the history of ASK (Aashiyana Sapno Ka) in platinum or golden or silver or brass (which ever is affordable) letters.

Or will it be a day when Nanne updates the Rs. 350 paid to the Home Theatre guy in the expenses notebook???

Whichever way it be, the day is important. The battle was fought between the ASK residents and a the Ghar-ke-Malik front. The front comprised of three brutal warriors chosen from the deadliest households of Tamil Nadu, (Ninja Chacha, PV Narsimha Rao and Dr. Satan)

Dr. Satan - Land Lord

Ninja Chacha - Uska Baap

PVR - Uski maa

16th June 2009, 7:15 PM

Nanne was out!!!!

Poor polar bear had to come out of his hibernation to open the door. There were two decently dressed men. "Sony home theater installation", said one of them saving Polar bear from the efforts of speaking.

Every one loves holes, but some holes hurt. In case of Ghar-ke-Malik front, it was the holes that the installation guy was gonna drill.

While the estimate given by him was 10 holes, Truly put forward a very conservative estimate of 4 holes to Dr. Satan.

Truly: Dr., we are installing our home theater. We need to drill holes.

Dr. Satan: Ohhh!!!! U dig holes means.....its a problem. We allow only essential holes. This and all.....it is difficult.

Intelligent Dr. Satan took the battle to his home ground. I forgot to mention that very wisely had polar bear put yours Truly to fight. Of course, he was there for moral support.

Dr. Satan: Drilling holes is not possible.

PVR: Speakers Vanda!!! Poda!!!!

Dr. Satan: nanana!!!! wait!!! na pesringa!!!!

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No holes. Every one puts holes and goes away. We have a holey wall now.

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No no no discussion!!!

Truly was facing this all by himself. Poor me.

Truly: But Sir....

Dr. Satan: We have a stand. Use the home theater on the stand. We also don't put holes. My son uses it on a stand. Use it on a stand.

Truly: (WTF!!! I was speechless after this display of wisdom by Dr. Satan)

PVR: PODA!!!

Ninja Chacha: No more discussion!!!! No more holes!!!!

Polar Bear: Bol repair kara denge!!!!!

Was it a bait??....or was it another wise move by Polar bear...who shall be leaving in 3 months... :O

Truly: OK in case there is any damage we'll take care.

Ninja Chacha: No repair!!! no speakers!!! no holes!!!

PVR: PODA!!!!PODA!!!PODA!!!!

Truly: Wat sir one thing i asked u don't give.

The battle lasted for half an hour....when we reached the agreement, the installation guy had left.

After all this episode, came Nanne.

Nanne: Home Theater kidhar hai???

Truly: !@@$!@$!$@%$%

Polar Bear: #$ (He is lazy at cussing too)

The home theatre guy didn't come on 17th.

On 18th, when Truly aka Trast returned from a hard days work, he saw Nanne and Polar bear smiling. The installation was done.

Polar Bear: DVD pe movie chalai...movie mein goli chalai...idhar isne kile lagai....

The home theater was installed and now we happily disturbing the neighbours...

The battle for home theater was won....haan thoda c*****a banana pada but....."Aal iz Well"

Pics of Ghar-ke-Malik front shall be uploaded ASAP.

They were a worthy opponent ... I must say...

Boondocks - The Mini Mini Bar!!!!

Boondocks (the mini mini bar) is the hangout place for all residents of Sapno ka Aashiyana. Boondocks is where we intend to go. The Boondocks till day has never been empty.

Making of Boondocks - The mini Bar!!!

Tired searching for good booze in the TASMAC's of Chennai, Sapno Ka Aashiyana residents decided to take matters in there own hand. The nearest wine shop to our house is in Bangalore. Rest all are mere TASMACs. ASK (Aashiyana Sapno ka) residents don't visit TASMACs. It is against our stature (to be read as laziness for Polar Bear).

The Boondocks was inaugurated by Nanne. The stuff bought by Betu Bhiya never reached the Boondocks and was finished in the hall itself. Since then, as mentioned earlier, by not staying empty ever, Boondocks never disappointed us.

It would be wrong if I dont post some pics of the Boondocks - (I am not too sure whether the editorial team [Nanne + Polar Bear] approve of it, but still taking my chance :D )

After this I know there shall be a lot of jealous souls who would be ready to riot for booze like this in the streets of Chennai, but friends, sorry to disappoint you. The Boondocks has already been raided.

Every House member contributes towards the Boondocks. A special thanks to everybody.

CREDITS

Teachers - Sapola (Guest Entry)

BP & JD - Polar Bear (Current Leader for June)

VAT69 - Truly aka Trast Bechara

Last month's winners - NANNE (BP) & Betu(BP)

Note: Filling the Boondock is the responsibility of each and every guest. The entry into the ASK (Aashiyana Sapno Ka) starts with one full bottle of BP. So make note of that, next time you reach the ASK, be equipped with the entry pass.

NOTE: Guest will be given Glasses and ICE and Chakna, Snacks. No arrangement howsoever for providing girls will be made, hence you are requested to get along your own girls. We wont mind extra guests ;)

Bye Bye BAAI !!!

Sapno ke Aashiyane mein sankat ke badal!!!!

After Saturday night party, the aashiyana was desperately waiting for Baai. Baai who'll clean and restore order. Woke up truly and said, "Baai nahi aai???" (What a rhyme!!!)

Woke up Nanne and said, "Aaj Baai Nahi Aai??" (not so rhyming)

Never woke up polar bear and never did he ask, "Baai kidhar hai??" (That was not rhyming at all).

Went by Sunday and arrived a fresh week. Truly got late to work so did Polar bear. Only person to make it on time was Nanne. Absence of Baai had created a void in our lives. The house was unclean. Unhygienic conditions and gloominess surrounded yours truly. Sapno ka aashiyana war crying at the top of the voice. Yelling for help!!! It was Monday night, Baai was still missing.

On Tuesday morning, Nanne finally decides to enter the slum where she dwells.

10:20 AM:

Gtalk Conversation:

Nanne: Dude

Truly: Dude

Nanne: Dude

Truly: Dude

Nanne: Baai left.

Truly: :O

Nanne: Yes. She says she is too busy to continue.

Truly: WTF!!!!

The same news was conveyed, but obviously late, very late by the ever hibernating Polar Bear.

So what was the reason for the Baai to call it quits, before end of the first month.

Was she really busy???

Was it Nanne's earth shattering laughter???

or

Or was it the communication issue.

These are troubled waters at Sapno ka Aashiyana. But we won't panic.

Tonight at 8:00 PM. The POA for finding the BAAI will be decided.

Truly shall keep you updated.

In the mean while if you know a Baai, who works in Adyar chennai???

Kindly revert back to trastbechara@gmail.com

Sexy Obama Chulha!!! + Hillary Cylinder = HOPE!!!!

HOPE = (Sexy Obama Chulha + Hillary Cylinder)

Hillary Cylinder!!!!

Sexy Obama Chulha!!!!!!

She was competing against him, and now she is under him. As Obama got Hillary Clinton under him, so has the Sexy Obama Chulha!!!!

Sexy Obama Chulha has now got its Hillary Cylinder.

Not too sure when the real Obama will fire, but our Obama has already started to fire.

Sexy Obama Chulha!!!

I could hear his trademark laughter. Nanne's laughter can wake up a sleeping Kumbhakaran. He was the one who was responsible for the tremors back in 1984. That was the year when he was born. When Nanne was born, he didn't cry he laughed. We wake up and sleep to this deadly laughter. So when I parked my bike inside the gate, I heard the same laughter. Nanne was laughing and laughing loud. Strangely the window of my room was open. The window is never open. Thanks to the Polar bear and Chennai heat. The scene inside were gruesome. Nanne was doing a full monty, while the polar bear was watching him, lying down on the bed. That moment I realized that Nanne is done with his Saturday shopping.

So what did he buy???

Nanne opens the gate:

Nanne: "Bhai gas aa gayi hai!!!!"

Truly: Kidhar hai ?? Kidhar hai??

Nanne: Kithcen mein.

Truly: Kitchen mein kyon rakhi hai??

Nanne: Abbe!!!!! Kyon mat poocha kar.

I saw in the kitchen and only stove was there.

Truly: Abe cylinder.

Nanne: Wo kal lagega.

Truly:But gas to usi mein hai na.

NAnne: Abe yaaar!!!!

If I say Nanne exaggerates a lot, it would be an understatement. Nanne jab bhi laata hai kuch "Sexxxxxyyyyyy" laata hai. Isi tarah nanne se "Seeexxxyyyy" stove laaya hai. Us stove ka naam hai "Seeexxxyyy Obama Chulha."

Is "Sexxxyyyy Obama Chulha" ke aane se hamare ghar mein khushiyaan aa gayi hai. Ab kal se hum chulhe ko dekhkar bahar ka khana khaenge.

The chulha is called Obama, because it represents hope. A hope of putting end to our eating miseries. We'll stop eating at KFC, Dominos, Marry Brown, DOSA Calling, Mainland China etc.

Will this Chulha transform our lives???

We will come to know later.

Till then .... happy cooking.

Agreement Contd.

Guest Appearance: Don and Sapola!!!1

Woohoo!!!!

Nothing beats the joy of meeting a close friend. Dats exactly what the residents of Sapno ka Aashiyana experienced.

We met Don after almost a month. Don has been close friend of yours truly for over a year now. It was at a jungle near Chennai that I had met him. Who knew it would turn into one of the closest friendships of my life :D

With the time the dinner talks had also changed. Those who first talked about girls and massage. Now talk about land and massage. All and all meeting Don was awesome. Especially after a long long time. Now since we are back. The Nanne is busy with his girl on phone. Polar bear is sowing and harvesting on Farmville and yours truly has nothing to do and hence is blogging.

This brings us to the end of an eventful day @ Sapno ka Aashiyana. Life seems quite settled now and we are all expecting to drink our way to happiness. 'Boondocks' the mini mini bar is calling us and never say no to Boondock!!!!

The Agreement

What a day to start this blog. Today we got our agreement copy. Finaly after 13 + 9 = 22 days, we are getting the papers. We were married 22 days back, today we are going to get our certificate.

The journey into this quiet abode of ours has been quite painful. We all were working hard, very hard looking for a place.

In this story there are three musketeers.

First one is called Polar Bear, second one is called Bheelu aka Nanne, third is yours truly. I will reveal my name at a later stage. Of course if we have enough readers :D

Episode 1: Sapola Attacks Sapno Ka Aashiyana!!!!

So,

Its 8:44 PM on 9th June 2010.

We are all sipping Blenders Pride. DrinkingBlenders pride in Chennai is like having and eskimo orgy in Uganda or Nairobi. Luckily polar bear had a trip to Delhi and got all the good booze. He has laced the mini bar with Jack Daniels and Blender's Pride. I also added my two cents with a bottle of VAT 69.

LOL 69!!!!! ROFL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!! ROFLCOPTER!!!!

Today is significant!!! Very significant!!!

The first attack by Sapola!!!

Sapola was famous for his dasofying!!!! The same happened yesterday!!! Happy came home yours truly. Happy came Polar Bear. and Happy came nanne!!! every one was home. The dinner plans with Sapola were on. Sapola was the special invite from New Delhi!!!!

Then comes the breaking news.

8:30 PM Tuesday!!!

Truly: Sapole!!! Dinner plan??

Sapola: Abe maine khana kha liya hai.

Truly: Chutiye. Mai jaldi aaya office se. Nanne is also coming and Polar bear is here as usual.

Sapola: Abe maine 7:30 phone kiya tha!!! Mujhe bhookh lagi khana kha liya maine.

Truly: Abe phone to kar deta tha. Kya chutiya giri hai. Chal theek hai.

The phone call ends.

Truly to Polar Bear: Sapole ne Das liya. WTF!!!!

Polar Bear: Abe yaar. Khair Koi nahi. JD khol.

Nanne ko phone kar.

Truly: Kiya Phone utha nahi raha!!!!

Polar Bear: Koi nahi JD khol Khana manga!!!!

Truly: OK!!!!

9:10 PM Nanne enters:

Truly: Aa gaya??? (Wat stupid question!!!!)

Nanne: haa be.

Truly: Sapola Das liya!!!! Sapole ne khana kha liya.

Nanne: WTF!!!

Truly: Plan Cancel. NAhiiiiii!!!!!!

Polar Bear: JD Nikal!!!!

So after long as conversations on phone between Sapola and Nanne. The Day ended with All drinking JD and hogging over Daawat food.

Today is a new day. Don joining us for dinner has left Sapola no scope for Dasofying. We are about to leave. The remaining story shall continue after we come back. Till then its a Blender's Pride break.

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