Battle of the Home Theatre!!! ASK vs Ghar-Ke-Malik

18th June 2010 will be engraved in the history of ASK (Aashiyana Sapno Ka) in platinum or golden or silver or brass (which ever is affordable) letters.

Or will it be a day when Nanne updates the Rs. 350 paid to the Home Theatre guy in the expenses notebook???

Whichever way it be, the day is important. The battle was fought between the ASK residents and a the Ghar-ke-Malik front. The front comprised of three brutal warriors chosen from the deadliest households of Tamil Nadu, (Ninja Chacha, PV Narsimha Rao and Dr. Satan)

Dr. Satan - Land Lord

Ninja Chacha - Uska Baap

PVR - Uski maa

16th June 2009, 7:15 PM

Nanne was out!!!!

Poor polar bear had to come out of his hibernation to open the door. There were two decently dressed men. "Sony home theater installation", said one of them saving Polar bear from the efforts of speaking.

Every one loves holes, but some holes hurt. In case of Ghar-ke-Malik front, it was the holes that the installation guy was gonna drill.

While the estimate given by him was 10 holes, Truly put forward a very conservative estimate of 4 holes to Dr. Satan.

Truly: Dr., we are installing our home theater. We need to drill holes.

Dr. Satan: Ohhh!!!! U dig holes means.....its a problem. We allow only essential holes. This and all.....it is difficult.

Intelligent Dr. Satan took the battle to his home ground. I forgot to mention that very wisely had polar bear put yours Truly to fight. Of course, he was there for moral support.

Dr. Satan: Drilling holes is not possible.

PVR: Speakers Vanda!!! Poda!!!!

Dr. Satan: nanana!!!! wait!!! na pesringa!!!!

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No holes. Every one puts holes and goes away. We have a holey wall now.

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No no no discussion!!!

Truly was facing this all by himself. Poor me.

Truly: But Sir....

Dr. Satan: We have a stand. Use the home theater on the stand. We also don't put holes. My son uses it on a stand. Use it on a stand.

Truly: (WTF!!! I was speechless after this display of wisdom by Dr. Satan)

PVR: PODA!!!

Ninja Chacha: No more discussion!!!! No more holes!!!!

Polar Bear: Bol repair kara denge!!!!!

Was it a bait??....or was it another wise move by Polar bear...who shall be leaving in 3 months... :O

Truly: OK in case there is any damage we'll take care.

Ninja Chacha: No repair!!! no speakers!!! no holes!!!

PVR: PODA!!!!PODA!!!PODA!!!!

Truly: Wat sir one thing i asked u don't give.

The battle lasted for half an hour....when we reached the agreement, the installation guy had left.

After all this episode, came Nanne.

Nanne: Home Theater kidhar hai???

Truly: !@@$!@$!$@%$%

Polar Bear: #$ (He is lazy at cussing too)

The home theatre guy didn't come on 17th.

On 18th, when Truly aka Trast returned from a hard days work, he saw Nanne and Polar bear smiling. The installation was done.

Polar Bear: DVD pe movie chalai...movie mein goli chalai...idhar isne kile lagai....

The home theater was installed and now we happily disturbing the neighbours...

The battle for home theater was won....haan thoda c*****a banana pada but....."Aal iz Well"

Pics of Ghar-ke-Malik front shall be uploaded ASAP.

They were a worthy opponent ... I must say...