Sexy Obama Chulha!!!

I could hear his trademark laughter. Nanne's laughter can wake up a sleeping Kumbhakaran. He was the one who was responsible for the tremors back in 1984. That was the year when he was born. When Nanne was born, he didn't cry he laughed. We wake up and sleep to this deadly laughter. So when I parked my bike inside the gate, I heard the same laughter. Nanne was laughing and laughing loud. Strangely the window of my room was open. The window is never open. Thanks to the Polar bear and Chennai heat. The scene inside were gruesome. Nanne was doing a full monty, while the polar bear was watching him, lying down on the bed. That moment I realized that Nanne is done with his Saturday shopping.

So what did he buy???

Nanne opens the gate:

Nanne: "Bhai gas aa gayi hai!!!!"

Truly: Kidhar hai ?? Kidhar hai??

Nanne: Kithcen mein.

Truly: Kitchen mein kyon rakhi hai??

Nanne: Abbe!!!!! Kyon mat poocha kar.

I saw in the kitchen and only stove was there.

Truly: Abe cylinder.

Nanne: Wo kal lagega.

Truly:But gas to usi mein hai na.

NAnne: Abe yaaar!!!!

If I say Nanne exaggerates a lot, it would be an understatement. Nanne jab bhi laata hai kuch "Sexxxxxyyyyyy" laata hai. Isi tarah nanne se "Seeexxxyyyy" stove laaya hai. Us stove ka naam hai "Seeexxxyyy Obama Chulha."

Is "Sexxxyyyy Obama Chulha" ke aane se hamare ghar mein khushiyaan aa gayi hai. Ab kal se hum chulhe ko dekhkar bahar ka khana khaenge.

The chulha is called Obama, because it represents hope. A hope of putting end to our eating miseries. We'll stop eating at KFC, Dominos, Marry Brown, DOSA Calling, Mainland China etc.

Will this Chulha transform our lives???

We will come to know later.

Till then .... happy cooking.