Holy Cauliflower

Sapno ki Rani to aapne suna hoga. But Sapno ki Baai???

Well, living here, sapno ki Raani is a far fetched fantasy. In fact fantasy would be an under statement. So we settled to Sapno ki Baai. Before my pervert audience starts thinking anything nasty, I would like to clearly state that we have hired her as a cook. At least me and Nanne.... not too sure about the Polar Bear.

You remember Obama and Hillary??? She is there to fire the Obama chulha. This Sunday when we tasted the first Chapati cooked at Sapno ka Kitchen, nanne started dancing in his boxers. It was the maturity of yours truly that he stopped nanne from going to the streets dancing.

The first Sabji cooked was Cauliflower and green peas. This cauliflower is very special to all ASK residents (except for Polar Bear). The cauliflower will be called the "Holy Cauli" aka The Holy Cauliflower.

"Holy Cauli" = "Holy Cauliflower" - (Stem and leaves)

"Holy Cauli" is the Joan of Arc for the ASK. Rest all vegetables are mere followers. The battlefield is all set. Daily naye naye pakwaan banenge. With the SKB (Sapno ki Bai), this cooking rebellion ignited by the spark of "Holy Cauli", shall turn into a full fledged cooking revolution.

The guests are requested to inform us a day before, so that the cooking arrangements can be done. Please send email to trastbechara@gmail.com

Logistics shall be arranged by Polar Bear, while nanne as usual shall come late from office.

The entry pass is the same :O :O :O

One bottle of Scotch Whisky.

Sexy Obama Chulha!!! + Hillary Cylinder = HOPE!!!!

HOPE = (Sexy Obama Chulha + Hillary Cylinder)

Hillary Cylinder!!!!

Sexy Obama Chulha!!!!!!

She was competing against him, and now she is under him. As Obama got Hillary Clinton under him, so has the Sexy Obama Chulha!!!!

Sexy Obama Chulha has now got its Hillary Cylinder.

Not too sure when the real Obama will fire, but our Obama has already started to fire.

Sexy Obama Chulha!!!

I could hear his trademark laughter. Nanne's laughter can wake up a sleeping Kumbhakaran. He was the one who was responsible for the tremors back in 1984. That was the year when he was born. When Nanne was born, he didn't cry he laughed. We wake up and sleep to this deadly laughter. So when I parked my bike inside the gate, I heard the same laughter. Nanne was laughing and laughing loud. Strangely the window of my room was open. The window is never open. Thanks to the Polar bear and Chennai heat. The scene inside were gruesome. Nanne was doing a full monty, while the polar bear was watching him, lying down on the bed. That moment I realized that Nanne is done with his Saturday shopping.

So what did he buy???

Nanne opens the gate:

Nanne: "Bhai gas aa gayi hai!!!!"

Truly: Kidhar hai ?? Kidhar hai??

Nanne: Kithcen mein.

Truly: Kitchen mein kyon rakhi hai??

Nanne: Abbe!!!!! Kyon mat poocha kar.

I saw in the kitchen and only stove was there.

Truly: Abe cylinder.

Nanne: Wo kal lagega.

Truly:But gas to usi mein hai na.

NAnne: Abe yaaar!!!!

If I say Nanne exaggerates a lot, it would be an understatement. Nanne jab bhi laata hai kuch "Sexxxxxyyyyyy" laata hai. Isi tarah nanne se "Seeexxxyyyy" stove laaya hai. Us stove ka naam hai "Seeexxxyyy Obama Chulha."

Is "Sexxxyyyy Obama Chulha" ke aane se hamare ghar mein khushiyaan aa gayi hai. Ab kal se hum chulhe ko dekhkar bahar ka khana khaenge.

The chulha is called Obama, because it represents hope. A hope of putting end to our eating miseries. We'll stop eating at KFC, Dominos, Marry Brown, DOSA Calling, Mainland China etc.

Will this Chulha transform our lives???

We will come to know later.

Till then .... happy cooking.