Holy Cauliflower

Sapno ki Rani to aapne suna hoga. But Sapno ki Baai???

Well, living here, sapno ki Raani is a far fetched fantasy. In fact fantasy would be an under statement. So we settled to Sapno ki Baai. Before my pervert audience starts thinking anything nasty, I would like to clearly state that we have hired her as a cook. At least me and Nanne.... not too sure about the Polar Bear.

You remember Obama and Hillary??? She is there to fire the Obama chulha. This Sunday when we tasted the first Chapati cooked at Sapno ka Kitchen, nanne started dancing in his boxers. It was the maturity of yours truly that he stopped nanne from going to the streets dancing.

The first Sabji cooked was Cauliflower and green peas. This cauliflower is very special to all ASK residents (except for Polar Bear). The cauliflower will be called the "Holy Cauli" aka The Holy Cauliflower.

"Holy Cauli" = "Holy Cauliflower" - (Stem and leaves)

"Holy Cauli" is the Joan of Arc for the ASK. Rest all vegetables are mere followers. The battlefield is all set. Daily naye naye pakwaan banenge. With the SKB (Sapno ki Bai), this cooking rebellion ignited by the spark of "Holy Cauli", shall turn into a full fledged cooking revolution.

The guests are requested to inform us a day before, so that the cooking arrangements can be done. Please send email to trastbechara@gmail.com

Logistics shall be arranged by Polar Bear, while nanne as usual shall come late from office.

The entry pass is the same :O :O :O

One bottle of Scotch Whisky.

Battle of the Home Theatre!!! ASK vs Ghar-Ke-Malik

18th June 2010 will be engraved in the history of ASK (Aashiyana Sapno Ka) in platinum or golden or silver or brass (which ever is affordable) letters.

Or will it be a day when Nanne updates the Rs. 350 paid to the Home Theatre guy in the expenses notebook???

Whichever way it be, the day is important. The battle was fought between the ASK residents and a the Ghar-ke-Malik front. The front comprised of three brutal warriors chosen from the deadliest households of Tamil Nadu, (Ninja Chacha, PV Narsimha Rao and Dr. Satan)

Dr. Satan - Land Lord

Ninja Chacha - Uska Baap

PVR - Uski maa

16th June 2009, 7:15 PM

Nanne was out!!!!

Poor polar bear had to come out of his hibernation to open the door. There were two decently dressed men. "Sony home theater installation", said one of them saving Polar bear from the efforts of speaking.

Every one loves holes, but some holes hurt. In case of Ghar-ke-Malik front, it was the holes that the installation guy was gonna drill.

While the estimate given by him was 10 holes, Truly put forward a very conservative estimate of 4 holes to Dr. Satan.

Truly: Dr., we are installing our home theater. We need to drill holes.

Dr. Satan: Ohhh!!!! U dig holes means.....its a problem. We allow only essential holes. This and all.....it is difficult.

Intelligent Dr. Satan took the battle to his home ground. I forgot to mention that very wisely had polar bear put yours Truly to fight. Of course, he was there for moral support.

Dr. Satan: Drilling holes is not possible.

PVR: Speakers Vanda!!! Poda!!!!

Dr. Satan: nanana!!!! wait!!! na pesringa!!!!

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No holes. Every one puts holes and goes away. We have a holey wall now.

PVR: Poda!!!

Ninja Chacha: No no no discussion!!!

Truly was facing this all by himself. Poor me.

Truly: But Sir....

Dr. Satan: We have a stand. Use the home theater on the stand. We also don't put holes. My son uses it on a stand. Use it on a stand.

Truly: (WTF!!! I was speechless after this display of wisdom by Dr. Satan)

PVR: PODA!!!

Ninja Chacha: No more discussion!!!! No more holes!!!!

Polar Bear: Bol repair kara denge!!!!!

Was it a bait??....or was it another wise move by Polar bear...who shall be leaving in 3 months... :O

Truly: OK in case there is any damage we'll take care.

Ninja Chacha: No repair!!! no speakers!!! no holes!!!

PVR: PODA!!!!PODA!!!PODA!!!!

Truly: Wat sir one thing i asked u don't give.

The battle lasted for half an hour....when we reached the agreement, the installation guy had left.

After all this episode, came Nanne.

Nanne: Home Theater kidhar hai???

Truly: !@@$!@$!$@%$%

Polar Bear: #$ (He is lazy at cussing too)

The home theatre guy didn't come on 17th.

On 18th, when Truly aka Trast returned from a hard days work, he saw Nanne and Polar bear smiling. The installation was done.

Polar Bear: DVD pe movie chalai...movie mein goli chalai...idhar isne kile lagai....

The home theater was installed and now we happily disturbing the neighbours...

The battle for home theater was won....haan thoda c*****a banana pada but....."Aal iz Well"

Pics of Ghar-ke-Malik front shall be uploaded ASAP.

They were a worthy opponent ... I must say...

Agreement Contd.

Guest Appearance: Don and Sapola!!!1

Woohoo!!!!

Nothing beats the joy of meeting a close friend. Dats exactly what the residents of Sapno ka Aashiyana experienced.

We met Don after almost a month. Don has been close friend of yours truly for over a year now. It was at a jungle near Chennai that I had met him. Who knew it would turn into one of the closest friendships of my life :D

With the time the dinner talks had also changed. Those who first talked about girls and massage. Now talk about land and massage. All and all meeting Don was awesome. Especially after a long long time. Now since we are back. The Nanne is busy with his girl on phone. Polar bear is sowing and harvesting on Farmville and yours truly has nothing to do and hence is blogging.

This brings us to the end of an eventful day @ Sapno ka Aashiyana. Life seems quite settled now and we are all expecting to drink our way to happiness. 'Boondocks' the mini mini bar is calling us and never say no to Boondock!!!!