Holy Cauliflower

Sapno ki Rani to aapne suna hoga. But Sapno ki Baai???

Well, living here, sapno ki Raani is a far fetched fantasy. In fact fantasy would be an under statement. So we settled to Sapno ki Baai. Before my pervert audience starts thinking anything nasty, I would like to clearly state that we have hired her as a cook. At least me and Nanne.... not too sure about the Polar Bear.

You remember Obama and Hillary??? She is there to fire the Obama chulha. This Sunday when we tasted the first Chapati cooked at Sapno ka Kitchen, nanne started dancing in his boxers. It was the maturity of yours truly that he stopped nanne from going to the streets dancing.

The first Sabji cooked was Cauliflower and green peas. This cauliflower is very special to all ASK residents (except for Polar Bear). The cauliflower will be called the "Holy Cauli" aka The Holy Cauliflower.

"Holy Cauli" = "Holy Cauliflower" - (Stem and leaves)

"Holy Cauli" is the Joan of Arc for the ASK. Rest all vegetables are mere followers. The battlefield is all set. Daily naye naye pakwaan banenge. With the SKB (Sapno ki Bai), this cooking rebellion ignited by the spark of "Holy Cauli", shall turn into a full fledged cooking revolution.

The guests are requested to inform us a day before, so that the cooking arrangements can be done. Please send email to trastbechara@gmail.com

Logistics shall be arranged by Polar Bear, while nanne as usual shall come late from office.

The entry pass is the same :O :O :O

One bottle of Scotch Whisky.

ASK turns No Smoking!!!!

The ASK residents have now decided not to smoke in the house. The rule has been passed with effect from July - 3 - 2010.

All this started when.......

One of the ASK members walked out of the house smoking. The clouds of smoke, reached PVR's inflated nostrils and Ninja Chacha claimed heart attack. Sadly, both of them are still alive.

Yesterday when truly was leaving for office:

PVR: PODA PODA don't smoke PODA PODA don't smoke.

Ninja: Sir, smoke on the road not in the house. We are not addicted to the smell.

Trast: U will get used to it

PVR: PODA PODA.... "I dont like this!!!!".

This was the first time PVR had said something other than PODA.

This conversation brought dark clouds of sadness up on ASK residents. The clouds of smoke are gone. ASK was declared a smoke free zone.

The ASK residents have realized what is the importance of a smoke free, clean and healthy life. The cigarette butts have been kicked out of the window. The ashtrays turned back into katoris and glasses.

Peace restored in Navin's Viswajit apartment. This is the first defeat of ASK residents, but a defeat that brings happiness and joy to their lungs.